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13 August 1997Cartman gets abducted by aliens and has an anal probe, a stuff on his butt. Meanwhile, Kyle's brother Ike was kidnapped, and he has to save him before aliens give him an anal probe. Stan's girlfriend Wendy Testaburger suggest Kyle to use Cartman as bait to get Kyle back, which worked.
20 August 1997Kathie Lee Gifford comes to South Park to present an award to Cartman, and Mr. Garrison hopes to use the event to assassinate her.
Season 1, Episode 3: Volcano
27 August 1997Jimbo and Ned decide to take the boys out into the woods for their first deer hunting trip. While Kenny, Cartman and especially Kyle take to the bonding experience, Stan can't bring himself use a gun, earning Uncle Jimbo's disapproval. At night around the campfire, Cartman tells the boys the story of Scuzzlebutt, a mysterious monster with Patrick Duffy for a leg. Of course Scuzzlebutt is just a legend, isn't he?
3 September 1997Stan becomes distracted from the upcoming football game because his dog is gay, so he turns to the gayest man in town for advice, Big Gay Al.
10 September 1997Kyle tries to crossbreed an elephant with a pig to win a science contest.
Season 1, Episode 6: Death
17 September 1997Grampa wants Stan to kill him, the parents all want to kill the Terrance and Philip show, and Death just wants to kill someone.
Season 1, Episode 7: Pink Eye
29 October 1997Kenny's death spawns an outbreak of the living dead in South Park.
19 November 1997The boys sponsor a starving Ethiopian child, only to have him show up on their doorstep.
17 December 1997The town is forced to remove anything that either has anything to do with Christmas or is offensive in the least bit to anyone. And Kyle tries to convince everyone of the existence of "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo."
Season 1, Episode 10: Damien
4 February 1998The son of Satan called Damien is sent to Earth to find Jesus. Jesus and Satan end up in a fight of good and evil. The only problem is it's the same date as Cartman's birthday.
11 February 1998When Mr. Garrison takes time off to get plastic surgery, the kids get the lovely Miss Ellen as their substitute. While she seems nice enough, Wendy notices the effect she has on the boys in the class, notably her boyfriend, Stan. Determined to win her man back, Wendy decides to dig a little deeper into Miss Ellen's background to find out what secrets she's really hiding.
18 February 1998Barbara Streisand comes to South Park after she learns that the boys have discovered a mysterious ancient stone. She hopes to unlock the stone's magical powers and transform herself into a deadly robotic giant.
25 February 1998Cartman begins to wonder why all the kids at school have fathers but him. When he asks his mother who his real father is, she tells him about the night of the drunken barn dance, when he was conceived. Unfortunately, Mrs. Cartman had sex with just about every man in town that night. Dr. Mephisto can perform a DNA test to determine who the father really is, but the test costs $3,000. How can Eric raise the money to learn the truth?
1 April 1998Terrance and Phillip must go to Iran to rescue Terrance's kidnapped daughter. Meanwhile Saddam Hussein takes over Canada.
22 April 1998This is the second part of a cliffhanger episode, in which Cartman is trying to find the identity of his father. Dr Mephisto has the results of his DNA test, but is shot before he can reveal the news. As Mephisto clings to life, a raging blizzard in threatening to shut down power to the hospital, cutting off his life-support. Only Kenny can restore the power by reconnecting the backup generators. If he fails, the answer his friend has been looking for will be lost forever.
20 May 1998A heinous crime has been committed in South Park: the chickens at a local farm have been molested by a pervert. The criminal leaves a note behind as a clue, forcing Officer Barbrady to admit his shameful secret: he's illiterate. The Mayor sends Barbrady back to elementary school to learn how to read before he can return to work. Desperate to stop the Chicken Lover before he strikes again, Barbrady enlists the help of the boys in piecing together the mystery.
27 May 1998Mr. Mackey is fired from school after losing a marijuana sample in class and winds up becoming a druggie, and Kyle tries to keep his brother Ike from having his bris after he finds out what will take place during the ceremony.
3 June 1998The boys discover that the school nurse has a dead fetus attached to the side of her head. Though they make fun of her at first, Kyle's mother decides to take the opportunity to raise public awareness about the woman's condition. Meanwhile, the school dodge ball team, coached by Chef, wins the national competition and is on its way to the world championship. Unfortunately, they face the Chinese team, which has a reputation for being deadly opponents.
10 June 1998The kids get revenge on Jimbo and Ned after they fail their report on Vietnam. However, their practical joke sparks a fierce ratings war between "Jesus and Pals" and Jimbo and Ned's hunting program.
17 June 1998When the kids' school bus crashes and ends up hanging off the edge of a cliff, Miss Crabtree tells everyone to stay in the bus while she goes to get help. While they wait, the kids tell stories about their past adventures, although their versions don't quite match up with what actually happened. Meanwhile, Miss Crabtree has little success trying to get anyone to listen to her demands for help.
24 June 1998It's summer vacation, and now that the Colorado legislature has banned fireworks, the boys are left with nothing to do. Jimbo and Ned decide to head south and buy fireworks in Mexico, while the Mayor decides to exploit a loophole in the law (which still allows "snakes") by building the world's largest snake for the town's July 4 celebration. When the resulting snake becomes so large that it threatens to destroy everything, only a miracle can save the town.
19 August 1998Hollywood big-shots try to turn South Park into another Sundance. However, they wreak havoc on the town's eco-system, which could cause Mr. Hankey to die.

| Trey Parker | ... | Stan Marsh / Eric Cartman / Robert Redford / Mr. Garrison / Film Festival Attendee #2 / Film Festival Attendee #3 / Woman in Movie #1 / News Reporter / Film Festival Attendee #5 / Mr. Hankey / Film Introducer / Film Festival Attendee #6 / Film Festival Attendee #8 / Film Festival Attendee #10 / Film Festival Attendee #12 / Film Festival Attendee #14 / Film Festival Attendee #15 / Fred Savage / Film Festival Attendee #14 / Roger / Mr. Hankey Actor / "Oh my God! I found a penny!" / Singer / "I'm sorry son" / Gay Cowboy / Man at Cinema / Background Voices (voice) |

| Matt Stone | ... | Kyle Broflovski / Kenny McCormick / Flag Man / Film Festival Attendee #1 / Film Festival Attendee #9 / Film Festival Attendee #11 / Film Festival Attendee #15 / Marty / Tom Hanks / "You bastard!" / Tom / Man at Hollywood Planet Opening / "Oh my God!" / Background Voices (voice) |
 | Mary Kay Bergman | ... | Wendy Testaberger / Mayor / Film Festival Attendee #4 / Woman in Movie #2 / Sheila Broflovski / Film Festival Attendee #7 / Film Festival Attendee #13 / Background Voices (voice) (as Shannen Cassidy) |

| Isaac Hayes | ... | Chef (voice) |

| Toddy Walters | ... | Phyllis (voice) |
Season 2, Episode 10: Chickenpox
26 August 1998The boys get angry and seek revenge when they discover that their parents orchestrated a sleepover at Kenny's house so that they could all get Chickenpox.
2 September 1998The class takes a field trip to the planetarium, but Cartman sneaks off to try out for a Cheesy Poofs commercial. Though the kids are bored at first, they come back from the trip eager to go again. The reason for this sudden change is explained when Mr. Mackey mind-melds with a frightened little boy who stowed away in the school bus. As the planetarium's secret is being revealed, Cartman is overjoyed to learn that he has been selected to be a Cheesy Poof.
Season 2, Episode 12: Clubhouses
23 September 1998Egged on by Wendy, Stan and Kyle start building a tree-house in Stan's backyard with the goal of eventually being able to play Truth or Dare with Wendy and Bebe (who has developed a crush on Kyle). Jealous of Stan's tree-house, Cartman enlists Kenny's help in building an even bigger one of their own. Meanwhile, Stan's parents make a surprise announcement that they're getting a divorce, and Stan soon meets his new step-father, who immediately begins cracking the whip.
Season 2, Episode 13: Cow Days
30 September 1998All of South Park's cows become mesmerized by the town's new Wooden Cow Memorial. Meanwhile, the kids' plan to win a Terence and Philip doll from a carney at the Cow Days festival becomes complicated and dangerous.
Season 2, Episode 14: Chef Aid
7 October 1998When Cartman comes into school singing the new hit song, "Stinky Britches," Chef realizes that the song he wrote 20 years earlier has been stolen. When he goes to the record company to show the song is his and ask for attribution, the record executive instead hires Johnny Cochrane to sue Chef for millions of dollars. Facing prison if he can't pay the fine, the kids look up all Chef's old music buddies to raise the money. They all arrive in South Park to hold a huge charity concert, allowing Chef to hire Cochrane for himself and counter-sue the record executive.