Episode list for &#34;Family Guy&#34; ( 1999 )

Season 2, Episode 3: Da Boom

Original Air Date: 26 December 1999
The Griffins survive a Y2K atomic holocaust and attempt to rebuild civilization.

Season 2, Episode 4: Brian in Love

Original Air Date: 7 March 2000
Brian suffers from a mid-life crisis that may be due to unrequited love.

Next US airings:

Mon. July 28	9:00 PM	TBS
Mon. Aug. 4	7:30 PM	CW

Season 2, Episode 5: Love Thy Trophy

Original Air Date: 14 March 2000
Everyone on Spooner Street becomes enemies when a trophy they all won mysteriously goes missing; Meg makes extra tips at her new job as a waitress by telling everyone she's unwed, teenage mother of Stewie.

Next US airings:

Wed. July 30

Season 2, Episode 6: Death Is a Bitch

Original Air Date: 21 March 2000
In an attempt to avoid paying expensive hospital bill, Peter says that he is dead on hospital sign-out sheet. Later that night he visited by Death who has come to take him away. While chasing Peter down, Death twists his ankle and cannot fulfill his duties. So Peter must take his place.

Next US airings:

Tue. July 29	9:30 PM	TBS
Thur. July 31	7:30 PM	CW

Season 2, Episode 7: The King Is Dead

Original Air Date: 28 March 2000
Peter takes over Lois' production of The King and I.

Next US airings:

Fri. Aug. 1

Season 2, Episode 8: I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar

Original Air Date: 28 March 2000
After being sued for sexual harassment, Peter is forced to attend sensitivity training seminar. After failing miserably Peter is then sent to an all women's retreat. Upon returning Peter has a new personality and a new outlook upon life. Both of which are exactly like that of a woman's.

Next US airings:

Tue. Aug. 5

Season 2, Episode 9: If I'm Dyin' I'm Lyin'

Original Air Date: 4 April 2000
Peter's attempt to un-cancel a TV show gets him worshiped as a god.

Next US airings:

Season 2, Episode 10: Running Mates

Original Air Date: 11 April 2000
Peter and Lois face off in a school board election.

Next US airings:

Season 2, Episode 11: A Picture Is Worth 1,000 Bucks

Original Air Date: 18 April 2000
Chris' artwork gets discovered by a famous critic.

Next US airings:

Mon. Aug. 4

9:30 PM

Season 2, Episode 12: Fifteen Minutes of Shame

Original Air Date: 25 April 2000
Meg's plan to embarrass her family backfires.

Season 2, Episode 13: Road to Rhode Island

Original Air Date: 30 May 2000
Brian and Stewie have to make their way across the US.

Season 2, Episode 14: Let's Go to the Hop

Original Air Date: 6 June 2000
Peter goes undercover to stop a toad-licking epidemic.

Season 2, Episode 15: Dammit Janet

Original Air Date: 13 June 2000
Stewie discovers love at the day care center.

Season 2, Episode 16: There's Something About Paulie

Original Air Date: 27 June 2000
Peter has to repay a mafia debt by playing babysitter for Big Fat Paulie.

Next US airings:

Fri. July 25

Season 2, Episode 17: He's Too Sexy for His Fat

Original Air Date: 27 June 2000
Liposuction turns Peter beautiful, but insufferable.

Next US airings:

Sun. July 27	10:00 PM	TOON
Mon. July 28	1:30 AM	TOON

Season 2, Episode 18: E. Peterbus Unum

Original Air Date: 12 July 2000
Peter's home becomes an independent nation and goes to war with the US.

Season 2, Episode 19: The Story on Page One

Original Air Date: 18 July 2000
Meg gets the lead story in her school paper, but it's not the one she wrote.

Season 2, Episode 20: Wasted Talent

Original Air Date: 25 July 2000
Peter becomes a master pianist as long as he's drunk.

Season 2, Episode 21: Fore, Father

Original Air Date: 1 August 2000
Peter becomes a golf mentor to Cleveland's son.

Season 3

Season 3, Episode 1: The Thin White Line

Original Air Date: 11 July 2001
Brian gets a job with the police as a drug sniffing dog, but ends up getting hooked.

Season 3, Episode 2: Brian Does Hollywood

Original Air Date: 18 July 2001
Brian moves to Hollywood and becomes a porn director.

Season 3, Episode 3: Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington

Original Air Date: 25 July 2001
Peter becomes a tobacco lobbyist.

Next US airings:

Sun. Aug. 3	10:00 PM	TOON
Mon. Aug. 4	1:30 AM	TOON

Season 3, Episode 4: One If by Clam, Two If by Sea

Original Air Date: 1 August 2001
Horace sells the Drunken Clam to a British investor, so the guys start a revolution.

Season 3, Episode 5: And the Wiener Is...

Original Air Date: 8 August 2001
Peter becomes jealous of Chris' very large endowment.

Next US airings:

Wed. July 23	11:00 PM	TOON
Thur. July 24	2:30 AM	TOON
Sat. July 26	11:30 PM	CW

Season 3, Episode 6: Death Lives

Original Air Date: 15 August 2001
Peter dies again, and Death shows him the errors of his ways.

Next US airings:

Sat. July 26

11:00 PM

Season 3, Episode 7: Lethal Weapons

Original Air Date: 22 August 2001
Lois becomes a master martial artist, but can she control herself?

Season 3, Episode 8: The Kiss Seen Around the World

Original Air Date: 29 August 2001
Meg develops a crush on the local news anchor, Tom Tucker, so decides to take a internship at the news station as a junior anchor. But, much to her dismay her fellow anchor is Neil Goldman. A nerd from her school who's only goal in life is to be with Meg.

Next US airings:

Thur. July 24	11:00 PM	TOON
Fri. July 25	2:30 AM	TOON
Sat. Aug. 2	11:30 PM	CW

Season 3, Episode 9: Mr. Saturday Knight

Original Air Date: 5 September 2001
Tired of being stuck at his dead end job, Peter decides to invite his boss, Mr. Weed, over for dinner in hopes that he we'll give him a promotion. Not long after Peter gets his promotion, his boss chokes on a roll and dies. After Mr. Weed's funeral Peter and his fellow factory workers are informed that the factory is being torn down. With some persuasion from Lois, Peter then decides to fulfill his lifetime dream of being a Renaissance Fair knight.

Next US airings:

Mon. July 28	11:00 PM	TOON
Tue. July 29	2:30 AM	TOON

Season 3, Episode 10: A Fish Out of Water

Original Air Date: 19 September 2001
Peter tries his hand at deep sea fishing.

Next US airings:

Mon. July 28	11:30 PM	TOON
Tue. July 29	3:00 AM	TOON

Season 3, Episode 11: Emission Impossible

Original Air Date: 8 November 2001
Stewie panics when Lois and Peter think about having another kid.

Next US airings:

Wed. July 23	11:30 PM	TOON
Thur. July 24	3:00 AM	TOON
Sat. Aug. 2	11:00 PM	CW

Season 3, Episode 12: To Love and Die in Dixie

Original Air Date: 15 November 2001
The family has to move south as part of the Witness Protection Program.

Next US airings:

Wed. July 30	11:30 PM	TOON
Thur. July 31	3:00 AM	TOON

Season 3, Episode 13: Screwed the Pooch

Original Air Date: 29 November 2001
Peter finally connects with his father-in-law, while Brian can't control his libido.

Next US airings:

Wed. July 30	11:00 PM	TOON
Thur. July 31	2:30 AM	TOON

Season 3, Episode 14: Peter Griffin: Husband, Father... Brother?

Original Air Date: 6 December 2001
While learning about his family history, Chris discovers that one of Peter's ancestors was a black slave to whom Lois' family, the Pewterschmidts, owned.

Next US airings:

Tue. July 29	11:00 PM	TOON
Wed. July 30	2:30 AM	TOON

Season 3, Episode 15: Ready, Willing and Disabled

Original Air Date: 20 December 2001
Peter coaches Joe to victory in the Special People's Games.

Next US airings:

Tue. July 29	11:30 PM	TOON
Wed. July 30	3:00 AM	TOON

Season 3, Episode 16: A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas

Original Air Date: 21 December 2001
A series of setbacks shakes Lois' faith in the spirit of Christmas.

Season 3, Episode 17: Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows

Original Air Date: 17 January 2002
Brian finds his true love, while Peter raises a family of birds.

Next US airings:

Thur. July 24	11:30 PM	TOON
Fri. July 25	3:00 AM	TOON

Season 3, Episode 18: From Method to Madness

Original Air Date: 24 January 2002
Stewie becomes a stage star and Meg falls for a nudist.

Next US airings:

Thur. July 31	11:30 PM	TOON
Fri. Aug. 1	3:00 AM	TOON

Season 3, Episode 19: Stuck Together, Torn Apart

Original Air Date: 31 January 2002
Peter and Lois try dating other people.

Next US airings:

Thur. July 31	11:00 PM	TOON
Fri. Aug. 1	2:30 AM	TOON

Season 3, Episode 20: Road to Europe

Original Air Date: 7 February 2002
Brian follows Stewie to Europe, while Peter and Lois follow Kiss.

Season 3, Episode 21: Family Guy Viewer Mail #1

Original Air Date: 14 February 2002
Three shorts based on viewer mail. In "No Bones About It", Peter is granted three wishes by a magical Genie. The Griffins become superheroes after being exposed to toxic waste in "Super Griffins". In "Li'l Griffins", a young Peter and Quagmire set out to spend the night in a haunted house to impress a young Lois.

Season 3, Episode 22: When You Wish Upon a Weinstein

Original Air Date: 9 November 2003
Peter wants Chris to become Jewish so he'll grow up smart.

Season 4

Season 4, Episode 1: North by North Quahog

Original Air Date: 1 May 2005
Peter and Lois try for a second honeymoon in Mel Gibson's hotel room.

Season 4, Episode 2: Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High

Original Air Date: 8 May 2005
Chris gets seduced by a homicidal teacher.

Season 4, Episode 3: Blind Ambition

Original Air Date: 15 May 2005
Peter's desire to become famous for something causes him to go blind.

Season 4, Episode 4: Don't Make Me Over

Original Air Date: 5 June 2005
After a makeover, Meg becomes an insufferable starlet.

Season 4, Episode 5: The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire

Original Air Date: 12 June 2005
Cleveland's wife Loretta has an affair with Quagmire.

Season 4, Episode 6: Petarded

Original Air Date: 19 June 2005
After winning at the children's edition of trivial pursuit, Peter thinks he's a genius until testing proves that he's actually mentally retarded.

Season 4, Episode 7: Brian the Bachelor

Original Air Date: 26 June 2005
Brian appears on a dating show, while Chris takes advice from his pimple.

Season 4, Episode 8: 8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter

Original Air Date: 10 July 2005
Peter resorts to selling Meg in order to pay off his pharmacy tab.

Season 4, Episode 9: Breaking Out Is Hard to Do

Original Air Date: 17 July 2005
Lois goes to jail after a shoplifting crime spree.

Season 4, Episode 10: Model Misbehavior

Original Air Date: 24 July 2005
Lois becomes a model, but goes overboard with the glamor life.

Season 4, Episode 11: Peter's Got Woods

Original Air Date: 11 September 2005
Brian tries to rename James Woods High School, but Peter pulls out a surprise weapon.

Next US airings:

8:30 PM

Season 4, Episode 12: The Perfect Castaway

Original Air Date: 18 September 2005
Peter gets rescued after being lost at sea for months, but comes home to find things have changed.

Season 4, Episode 13: Jungle Love

Original Air Date: 25 September 2005
To avoid Freshman hazing, Chris runs away to South America to join the Peace Corp. When Peter and the family come to get him, Peter learns that he's the richest man in the tribe and goes about exploiting the tribe.

Season 4, Episode 14: PTV

Original Air Date: 6 November 2005
After an incident at the Emmys the FCC overreacts and begins to censor anything and everything that may be viewed as unpleasant. So Peter gets the idea to start his own cable network dedicated to all of the "smut" television once offered. Lois, naturally being uncomfortable with this contacts the FCC who then shuts Peter down. Feeling that shutting him down is not enough the FCC then decides to begin censoring life.

Season 4, Episode 15: Brian Goes Back to College

Original Air Date: 13 November 2005
Brian re-enrolls at Brown while Peter and the guys become the new A-Team.

Season 4, Episode 16: The Courtship of Stewie's Father

Original Air Date: 20 November 2005
Peter tries to bond with Stewie in a number of different ways.

Season 4, Episode 17: Fat Guy Strangler

Original Air Date: 27 November 2005
Lois discovers a long-lost brother, but her new relative has a deadly secret.

Next US airings:

Thur. July 31

8:30 PM

Season 4, Episode 18: The Father, the Son and the Holy Fonz

Original Air Date: 18 December 2005
During one of his visits Peter's father, Francis, discovers that Stewie has never been baptized, so without Lois' permission Peter and Francis go to church and have him baptized. Upon discovering this, Lois convinces Peter that Stewie should have been able to worship whomever he wanted regardless of his father's religion. Naturally Peter interprets Lois' wisdom the wrong way so decides to start his own religious group that praises the television character, Arthur "Fonzie" Fonzarelli.

Season 4, Episode 19: Brian Sings & Swings

Original Air Date: 8 January 2006
Brian and Stewie go on tour singing classic tunes with Frank Sinatra, Jr.

Season 4, Episode 20: Patriot Games

Original Air Date: 29 January 2006
After quarterback Tom Brady witnesses Peter pummeling several people in order to get to the bathroom, he recruits him to play for the New England Patriots.

Season 4, Episode 21: I Take Thee, Quagmire

Original Air Date: 12 March 2006
Quagmire falls in love with and marries the Maid that Peter won on a game show only to find out that she's a psycho and must figure out a way to get out of it.

Season 4, Episode 22: Sibling Rivalry

Original Air Date: 26 March 2006
Peter is set to have a vasectomy against his will, but has an accident at the sperm bank, which causes Stewie's rival sibling to be born. Meanwhile, Lois gains weight after an angry Peter refuses to have sex with her anymore.

Next US airings:

Mon. Aug. 4

Season 4, Episode 23: Deep Throats

Original Air Date: 9 April 2006
While Meg interns for Mayor West, Brian uncovers a scandal; Peter and Lois decide to reunite their old groovy band

Season 4, Episode 24: Peterotica

Original Air Date: 23 April 2006
Peter becomes a best-selling erotica book author. But a lawsuit puts his investor--Lois's father--in the poorhouse and forces him to move in with the Griffins.

Season 4, Episode 25: You May Now Kiss the... Uh... Guy Who Receives

Original Air Date: 30 April 2006
Brians gay cousin Jasper comes to town for a visit to see Brian. He then meets a guy he likes, but Mayor West won't let them be married.

Season 4, Episode 26: Petergeist

Original Air Date: 7 May 2006
When Joe buys a new home theater system, Peter gets jealous and decides to build a multiplex movie theater in his back yard. But while doing so, he finds a human skull. It begins haunting the Griffin house, and Stewie gets sucked through a portal into the realm of the dead.

Season 4, Episode 27: Untitled Griffin Family History

Original Air Date: 14 May 2006
When burglars break into the house, the Griffins take cover in the attic where they discover Peter has built a 'panic room'. They go in it, and Peter tells them about his history. They send Meg for food but the burglars catch her. The rest of the Griffins stay behind and Peter accidentally floods the room and they're going to drown. Luckily Joe gets them out and we find out Meg has been accused of sexual harassment by the burglars.

Next US airings:

Season 4, Episode 28: Stewie B. Goode

Original Air Date: 21 May 2006
A near-death experience inspires Stewie to change his life.

Next US airings:

8:00 PM

Season 4, Episode 29: Bango Was His Name Oh

Original Air Date: 21 May 2006
Stewie searches a man he saw on TV whom he believes is his real father.

Next US airings:

8:30 PM

Season 4, Episode 30: Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure

Original Air Date: 21 May 2006
Stewie meets his future self, who lives a pathetic life.

Next US airings:

Season 5

Season 5, Episode 1: Stewie Loves Lois

Original Air Date: 10 September 2006
After Lois saves Stewie's bear, Rupert, he begins to appreciate her more than ever. But Lois soon grows tired of this attention. At the same time, Peter goes to court suing Dr. Heartman of sexual harassment.

Next US airings:

Mon. July 28

Season 5, Episode 2: Mother Tucker

Original Air Date: 17 September 2006
Peter's mom starts dating TV anchor Tom Tucker, causing Peter to turn to him as the father figure he always wanted. And Brian and Stewie begin hosting their own raunchy radio program.

Next US airings:

Fri. July 25

Season 5, Episode 3: Hell Comes to Quahog

Original Air Date: 24 September 2006
Meg takes a job at the local "superstore," but the store causes Peter to lose his job and his electricity. So he becomes the store's most vocal critic--until it offers him a job.

Next US airings:

Season 5, Episode 4: Saving Private Brian

Original Air Date: 5 November 2006
Stewie and Brian join the army, go through basic training, and are sent to Iraq. Meanwhile, Chris becomes the lead singer of a rock band until Peter and Lois get Marilyn Manson to talk him out of it.

Next US airings:

Wed. July 30

Season 5, Episode 5: Whistle While Your Wife Works

Original Air Date: 12 November 2006
Lois does Peter's work at the brewery while he recovers from getting his fingers surgically reattached, and Brian doesn't want the family to know that he's dating an idiot.

Next US airings:

Thur. July 31

Season 5, Episode 6: Prick Up Your Ears

Original Air Date: 19 November 2006
Lois becomes the high school sex ed teacher, but is fired for having "radical" views. So she is replaced by a Christian group that uses fear, misinformation and lies to promote abstinence.

Next US airings:

Fri. Aug. 1

Season 5, Episode 7: Chick Cancer

Original Air Date: 26 November 2006
Stewie tries to win over a retired child actress, and Peter becomes a fan of "chick movies" and makes his own.

Next US airings:

Thur. July 31	8:00 PM	TBS
Mon. Aug. 4	6:00 PM	CW

Season 5, Episode 8: Barely Legal

Original Air Date: 17 December 2006
Meg can't find a date to her junior prom and Brian ends up going with Meg.

Next US airings:

Mon. July 28	9:30 PM	TBS
Tue. Aug. 5	6:00 PM	CW

Season 5, Episode 9: Road to Rupert

Original Air Date: 28 January 2007
Stewie and Brian travel to Aspen to find the man that Brian sold Rupert to on accident at a garage sale, and Meg becomes Peter's personal driver after Peter temporarily loses his driving privileges.

Season 5, Episode 10: Peter's Two Dads

Original Air Date: 11 February 2007
After Peter's dad passes away, he learns that he's not his biological father. So he and Brian travel to Ireland to find his real father.

Season 5, Episode 11: The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou

Original Air Date: 18 February 2007
Peter becomes the neighborhood bully after trying to take care of Chris's bully, and Stewie has a cancer scare after staying in the tanning bed too long.

Next US airings:

8:00 PM

Season 5, Episode 12: Airport '07

Original Air Date: 4 March 2007
Peter becomes a redneck and gets Quagmire fired. So the gang sets out to get Quagmire his job back.

Season 5, Episode 13: Bill & Peter's Bogus Journey

Original Air Date: 11 March 2007
Peter's attempts to become physically fit lead to a friendship with Bill Clinton, which inadvertently nearly destroys Peter & Lois' marriage.

Season 5, Episode 14: No Meals on Wheels

Original Air Date: 25 March 2007
After Peter finds a valuable coin and sells it for $50,000, he and Lois open their own restaurant. Peter is dismayed, however, when Joe and all of his handicapped friends begin using the restaurant as their hangout, and bans them all. This leads to a huge showdown and an ironic fate for Peter.

Season 5, Episode 15: Boys Do Cry

Original Air Date: 29 April 2007
Lois gets a job as the church organist, so the family decides to begin going back to church. When Stewie gets sick after receiving communion, the congregation becomes convinced that he has been possessed by the devil. While on the run, the family ends up in Texas, where Peter begins to fit right in with the cowboys, Stewie enters the "Little Miss Texas" pageant, and Chris and Meg sneak into George W. Bush's house.

Season 5, Episode 16: No Chris Left Behind

Original Air Date: 6 May 2007
After being expelled by his school for dragging down their average standardized test scores, Chris is accepted into a snobby private school, which forces his family to struggle to pay the tuition.

Season 5, Episode 17: It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One

Original Air Date: 13 May 2007
Lois runs for mayor of Quahog, though she doesn't become the front-runner until she dumbs down her political views. Once in office, she becomes corrupted with the power that she now holds, and begins accepting bribes so that she can buy herself expensive things. Meanwhile, Peter comes to enjoy being the "first lady" of Quahog, and all of the perks that go along with it.

Season 5, Episode 18: Meet the Quagmires

Original Air Date: 20 May 2007
Death grants Peter's wish to go back in time to 1984 when he was 18, but only for one night. He end up bailing on a date with Lois to hang out with a movie actress. When he returns to the present, he soon realizes that everything is but normal, as he is now married to the former actress, and Lois is with Quagmire.

Season 6

Season 6, Episode 1: Blue Harvest

Original Air Date: 23 September 2007
With the Griffins stuck at home during a blackout, Peter begins to tell a story, which leads to a Star Wars flashback. Acting out scenes from Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope.

Season 6, Episode 2: Movin' Out (Brian's Song)

Original Air Date: 30 September 2007
Brian moves in with Jillian, but Stewie moves in too to help pay the rent. Meg and Chris both get jobs at the local convenience store.

Season 6, Episode 3: Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air

Original Air Date: 7 October 2007
Joe has a new surgery performed on him which allows him to walk. But the new Joe then abandons all of his old friends because they're all a bunch of lazy losers.

Season 6, Episode 4: Stewie Kills Lois

Original Air Date: 4 November 2007
Stewie kills his mother Lois. But one year after her disappearance, Peter is charged with her death.

Season 6, Episode 5: Lois Kills Stewie

Original Air Date: 4 November 2007
With Lois back in Quahog, Stewie escapes with Brian to Washington, D.C. and sets out to initiate his latest plan for world domination.

Next US airings:

Sun. July 27	11:00 PM	TOON
Mon. July 28	2:30 AM	TOON

Season 6, Episode 6: Padre de Familia

Original Air Date: 18 November 2007
Peter discovers that he is an illegal Mexican immigrant, so he is forced to take a job as a day laborer for Lois's father.

Next US airings:

Sun. Aug. 3

Fox

Season 6, Episode 7: Peter's Daughter

Original Air Date: 25 November 2007
Meg is admitted to hospital due to a severe accident, and Peter vows to treat her better than he ever has before.

Season 6, Episode 8: McStroke

Original Air Date: 13 January 2008
Peter sues a fast food chain after he suffers a stroke from eating over 30 hamburgers in one sitting.

Next US airings:

Sun. Aug. 3	11:00 PM	TOON
Mon. Aug. 4	2:30 AM	TOON

Season 6, Episode 9: Back to the Woods

Original Air Date: 17 February 2008
James Woods gets his revenge on Peter by stealing his identity and moving in with his family. Peter responds by stealing Woods's identity and ruining his career.

Season 6, Episode 10: Play It Again, Brian

Original Air Date: 2 March 2008
Brian decides to declare his love for Lois as she and Peter accompany him to a writers' convention.

Season 6, Episode 11: The Former Life of Brian

Original Air Date: 27 April 2008
When Brian decides to look up an old flame on a whim, he discovers, to his horror, that he is the father of her teenage son.

Season 6, Episode 12: Long John Peter

Original Air Date: 4 May 2008
Peter feigns the life as a Pirate when he gets a pet Parrot. He terrorizes his neighbors and creates havoc in Quahog. When Chris takes Brian to the vet, Chris falls in love with the lovely intern Anna.

Next US airings:

Sun. July 27