Memorable quotes for
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)

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Mutt Williams: You know, for an old man you ain't bad in a fight. What are you, like 80?

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Mutt Williams: Get on, Gramps!

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Col. Dr. Irina Spalko: You fight like a young man; eager to start and quick to finish.

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Mutt Williams: [Irinka Spalko holds sword up to Mutt's neck] Woah! Wait, wait, wait. Stop, stop, stop, stop!
Mutt Williams: [grabs comb out of pocket and combs hair] I'm ready.
[to Indy]
Mutt Williams: Don't give these pigs a thing.

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Col. Dr. Irina Spalko: Belief, Dr. Jones, is a gift you have yet to receive. My sympathies.
Indiana Jones: Oh, I believe, sister. That's why I'm down here.

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Mutt Williams: Oh, it's just a thing.

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Col. Dr. Irina Spalko: No defiant last words, Dr. Jones?
Indiana Jones: I like Ike.

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Mutt Williams: I don't understand. Why the legend about the city of gold?
Indiana Jones: Well, the word for 'gold' translates as 'treasure.' But their treasure wasn't gold, it was knowledge. Knowledge was their treasure.

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Mac: You broke my nose!
Indiana Jones: I warned you.

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Mac: Jonesy!
[Indiana punches Mac in the face]

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[Indiana realizes he's in a nuclear testing site when sirens begin wailing]
Indiana Jones: That can't be good. That can't be good at all.

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Col. Dr. Irina Spalko: This warehouse, where you and your government have hidden all of your secrets. Yes?
Indiana Jones: This is a military warehouse. I've never been here before in my life.

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Col. Dr. Irina Spalko: Don't toy with me, Doctor Jones! What is the point of all this?
Indiana Jones: If it's still magnetic, the metal in this gun powder should point the way.

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Col. Dr. Irina Spalko: [Irina has Marion and Indiana hostage] So Dr. Jones, you will help us?
[a soldier cocks a pistol and points it at Marion's back]
Col. Dr. Irina Spalko: A simple 'Yes' will do.
Indiana Jones: Oh, Marion, you had to go and get yourself kidnapped.
Marion Ravenwood: Not like you did any better.
Indiana Jones: Same old, same old.

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Indiana Jones: Marion, take the wheel!
Mutt Williams: That's not fair, she drove the truck!
Indiana Jones: Don't be a child. Find something to fight with!

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Indiana Jones: Drop dead!
[Dovchenko punches him in the face]
Indiana Jones: I'm sorry; I meant, "Drop dead, *comrade*."

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Marion Ravenwood: I'm sure I wasn't the only one to go on with my life. There must have been plenty of women for you over the years.
Indiana Jones: There were a few. But they all had the same problem.
Marion Ravenwood: Yeah, what's that?
Indiana Jones: They weren't you, honey.

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Indiana Jones: [on seeing the Crystal Skull] Un-believable!

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Indiana Jones: So what are you, some kind of... triple agent?
Mac: Nah. I just lied about being a double.

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Indiana Jones: You want to be a good archaeologist...
[Mutt drives them out of the building on his motorcycle]
Indiana Jones: ...you've got to get out of the library!

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Indiana Jones: [stuck in quicksand] Oxley, go get help!
Professor 'Ox' Oxley: Help?
Indiana Jones: Help!
Professor 'Ox' Oxley: Help!
[runs into the trees searching for help]
Indiana Jones: [surrounded by Russian soldiers after getting pulled out of the sandpit by Mutt] Thanks Ox...
Professor 'Ox' Oxley: [points at the Russians] Help.

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Indiana Jones: Careful, you may get exactly what you wish for.
Col. Dr. Irina Spalko: I usually do.

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Marion Ravenwood: Mutt can be a little impetuous.
Indiana Jones: Well it's not the worse quality in the world.
[Indy and Marion sink further into the ground]
Indiana Jones: Keep your arms above the surface. When the kid comes back, grab on.
Marion Ravenwood: Indy, he...
Indiana Jones: He's a good kid Marion. You should get off his back about school. Not everybody is cut out for it.
Marion Ravenwood: Mutt I mean, his name is Henry.
Indiana Jones: Henry. Good name.
Marion Ravenwood: He's your son.
Indiana Jones: My son?
Marion Ravenwood: Henry Jones the III.
Indiana Jones: [beat] Why the hell didn't you make him finish school?

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Indiana Jones: Leave it to Ox to write a riddle in a dead language.

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Indiana Jones: [crashes into a truck windshield after a failed swing from his whip] Damn, I thought that was closer... .

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[Mac holds his hands up while they are surrounded by Russian soldiers]
Indiana Jones: Put your hands down will you, you're embarrassing us.

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Mutt Williams: Name's Mutt. Mutt Williams.
Indiana Jones: Mutt?
Mutt Williams: Yeah.
Indiana Jones: What kind of name is that?
Mutt Williams: It's the one I picked. You got a problem with it?
Indiana Jones: Take it easy.

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Mutt Williams: [to Indy] Hey Daddio!

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Mutt Williams: A scorpion just stung me, am I gonna die?
Indiana Jones: How big?
Mutt Williams: Huge!
Indiana Jones: Good.
Mutt Williams: Good?
Indiana Jones: When it comes to scorpions, the bigger the better. Small one bites ya, don't keep it to yourself.

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[Mutt pops open his switchblade, ready to fight two KGB agents]
Indiana Jones: Nice try kid, but it looks like you brought a knife...
[both agents pull out guns]
Indiana Jones: ...to a gun fight.

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Col. Dr. Irina Spalko: Do svidanya, Dr. Jones.

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Indiana Jones: It depends on who your god is.

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Mac: Stop the car! Stop! You don't know him! You don't know him!

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[repeated line]
Professor 'Ox' Oxley: Henry Jones Junior...

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Professor 'Ox' Oxley: How much of human life is lost in waiting?

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Mac: We were younger.
Indiana Jones: We had guns!

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Indiana Jones: How did Deidra take the news?
Dean Charles Stanforth: How does any wife take such things... a look on her face is a combination of pride and panic.

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Dean Charles Stanforth: I barely recognize this country anymore; the government has us seeing communists in our soup.

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Dean Charles Stanforth: We seem to have reached the age where life stops giving us things and starts taking them away.

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Indiana Jones: Who is your mother, again?
Mutt Williams: Mary, Mary Williams. You don't remember her?
Indiana Jones: There've been a lot of Marys, kid.
Mutt Williams: [draws switchblade] Hey! That's my mother you're talking about!

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Mutt Williams: Well, what's he gonna do now?
Marion Ravenwood: I don't think he plans that far ahead.
Mutt Williams: Yeah...
Indiana Jones: [pops out from the inside of the truck with a bazooka] Scooch over, will ya, Son?
Mutt Williams: Don't call me 'Son'. Don't.
Indiana Jones: [ignoring Mutt's complaint] I think I'd cover my ears if I were you!
[Indy fires a rocket at a giant tree cutter, but it sends the large circular blade bouncing straight for them, cutting through other trucks as it goes]
Indiana Jones: *Duck!*

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Indiana Jones: You're not from around here, are you?
Col. Dr. Irina Spalko: And 'vere' do you think I am from?
Indiana Jones: Well, judging by the way you're sinking your teeth into those 'wubble-yous', I'd say Eastern Ukraine.

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Indiana Jones: Why don't you stick around, Junior?
Mutt Williams: [chuckles] I don't know. Why didn't you, Dad?
Professor 'Ox' Oxley: [scoffs] Dad...
[gives Indy a questioning look]
Professor 'Ox' Oxley: Dad?
Indiana Jones: Somewhere your Grandpa is laughing.

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Indiana Jones: Where'd they go? Into space?
Professor 'Ox' Oxley: Not into space... into the space between spaces.

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Mutt Williams: You're a *teacher?*
Indiana Jones: Part-time.

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Indiana Jones: [watching Mutt jump around, trying to get the bugs off of himself] Dance on your own time, will ya?

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Mutt Williams: Look, Professor, it really *is* a dead end.
Indiana Jones: [after climbing on the rock and noticing that it shifts with force, tilting it first away, and then back to Mutt, with a grin] Come on, genius.

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[repeated line]
Col. Dr. Irina Spalko: I want to know!

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Indiana Jones: I need a compass. Compass!
[the Soviet soldiers stand perplexed]
Indiana Jones: You know! North, South, East!
Mac: West.

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Indiana Jones: Ox, I understand now... Someone came.

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Indiana Jones: I need your bullets.

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Indiana Jones: I have to return the Skull to Akator.
Mutt Williams: Are you nuts? It's brought us nothing but trouble! Look what it did to *him*..
[points to Oxley]
Indiana Jones: I have to return it.
Marion Ravenwood: Why you?
Indiana Jones: Because it told me to.

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Mutt Williams: Is that a spaceship?
Professor 'Ox' Oxley: A portal, to another dimension.
Indiana Jones: Don't think we want to go that way...

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[last lines]
Professor 'Ox' Oxley: Well done, Henry!
Indiana Jones, Mutt Williams: Thanks, Ox.

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Mutt Williams: [as Indy sinks in a quicksand-esque substance, he is passed a long snake] Grab on! It's a rat snake!
Indiana Jones: Rat snakes aren't that big!
Mutt Williams: Well this one is, all right? It's not even poisonous! Now grab on!
Indiana Jones: Go get something else!
Mutt Williams: Like what?
Indiana Jones: Like a rope or something!
Mutt Williams: There's no Sears & Roebuck here! Grab the snake!
Indiana Jones: Maybe I can touch the bottom.
Marion Ravenwood: There is no bottom! Now grab it! Grab the snake!
Indiana Jones: I think I can feel it with my feet
Mutt Williams: Grab the snake!
Indiana Jones: Stop calling it that!
Mutt Williams: It's a snake, what do you want me to call it?!
Indiana Jones: A rope!
Mutt Williams: What?
Indiana Jones: Say "Grab the rope"!
Mutt Williams, Marion Ravenwood: Grab the rope!

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Indiana Jones: You're not from around here are you?
Agent Irina Spalko: [taking off her glasses] And where would you imagine I am from Dr. Jones?
Indiana Jones: Well the way you're sinking your teeth into those W's I should think maybe... Eastern Ukraine.

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Indiana Jones: [jumping out of the car] Big damn ants, go!

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Indiana Jones: That can't be good...
Speaker Voice: All personnel, it is now one minute to zero time. Put on goggles or turn away. Do not remove goggles or face burst until ten seconds after first light.
Indiana Jones: Oh, that can't be good at all...

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[Mutt's knife and some gold coins adhere to the Skull]
Indiana Jones: Crystals aren't magnetic.
Mutt Williams: Neither is gold...

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Mac: Jonesy... I'm going to be all right.

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Indiana Jones: Where'd they go? Into space?
Professor 'Ox' Oxley: No. Into the space between spaces.

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Mutt Williams: What are they: like spacemen?!
Professor 'Ox' Oxley: [completely sanely] Interdimensional beings, in point of fact...
Indiana Jones: [drily] Welcome back, Ox!

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Indiana Jones: I've got a bad feeling about this.

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