"Two and a Half Men" (2003)

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#	Episode	User Rating	User Votes
1.0	Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal: Original Pilot	8.7	35
1.1	Pilot	8.0	81
1.12	Camel Filters and Pheremones	7.9	113
5.12	A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh	7.9	22
3.12	That Special Tug	7.8	37
5.16	Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty	7.8	24
5.8	Is There a Mrs. Waffles?	7.7	28
4.11	Walnuts and Demerol	7.6	48
4.24	Prostitutes and Gelato	7.6	44
5.10	Kinda Like Necrophilia	7.6	35
1.23	Just Like Buffalo	7.6	45
3.6	Hi, Mr. Horned One	7.6	49
4.15	My Damn Stalker	7.6	55
3.7	Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop	7.5	50
5.13	The Soil is Moist	7.5	25
2.10	The Salmon Under My Sweater	7.5	38
5.17	Fish in a Drawer	7.5	57
1.7	If They Do Go Either Way They're Usually Fake	7.5	52
3.16	Ergo, the Booty Call	7.5	43
2.17	Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam!	7.5	43
3.14	Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded	7.5	37
5.6	Help Daddy Find His Toenail	7.5	25
4.19	Smooth as a Ken Doll	7.5	51
5.5	Putting Swim Fins on a Cat	7.5	20
4.6	Apologies for the Frivolity	7.5	56
3.8	That Voodoo That I Do Do	7.5	39
-	Jake Comes of Age	7.5	38
5.3	Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo	7.5	22
4.23	Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin	7.5	48
2.23	Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab	7.4	56
1.21	No Sniffing, No Wowing	7.4	45
5.1	Large Birds, Spiders and Mom	7.4	35
3.24	That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite	7.4	47
5.4	City of Great Racks	7.4	21
1.24	Can You Feel My Finger	7.4	41
3.17	The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer	7.4	32
2.3	A Bag Full of Jawea	7.4	47
3.3	Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark	7.4	33
5.15	Rough Night in Hump Junction	7.4	25
3.9	Madame and Her Special Friend	7.3	37
2.13	Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow	7.3	35
1.10	Merry Thanksgiving	7.3	56
3.11	Santa's Village of the Damned	7.3	43
1.2	Big Flappy Bastards	7.3	49
2.6	The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance	7.3	39
1.4	If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap	7.3	54
2.16	Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?	7.2	32
1.17	Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats	7.2	34
2.24	Does Something Smell Funny to You	7.2	39
3.4	Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs	7.2	32
3.5	We Called It Mr. Pinky	7.2	31
5.7	The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room	7.2	23
4.17	I Merely Slept with a Commie	7.2	39
1.9	Phase One, Complete	7.2	41
2.5	Bad News from the Clinic	7.2	47
1.19	I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You	7.2	52
5.11	Meander to Your Dander	7.2	26
2.9	Yes, Monsignor	7.1	43
1.22	My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet	7.1	39
3.15	My Tongue Is Meat	7.1	33
2.12	A Lung Full of Alan	7.1	41
4.7	Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head	7.1	36
1.5	The Last Thing You Want to Do Is Wind Up with a Hump	7.1	44
2.8	Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers	7.1	32
5.14	Winky-Dink Time	7.1	28
4.2	Who's Vod Kanockers	7.1	46
3.10	Something Salted and Twisted	7.1	25
1.8	Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful	7.0	40
4.13	Don't Worry, Speed Racer	7.0	45
2.11	Last Chance to See Those Tattoos	7.0	40
3.2	Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover	7.0	34
5.9	Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids	7.0	24
1.3	Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell	7.0	51
2.14	Those Big Pink Things with Coconut	7.0	30
3.1	Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts	7.0	30
4.18	It Never Rains in Hooterville	7.0	44
1.18	An Old Flame with a New Wick	7.0	50
4.1	Working for Caligula	7.0	48
1.13	Sara Like Puny Alan	7.0	38
2.4	Go Get Mommy's Bra	7.0	36
2.21	A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On	7.0	30
3.20	Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro	7.0	46
2.1	Back Off Mary Poppins	7.0	73
2.20	I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey	6.9	40
2.2	Enjoy Those Garlic Balls	6.9	45
4.10	Kissing Abraham Lincoln	6.9	35
4.20	Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot	6.9	46
1.14	I Can't Afford Hyenas	6.9	41
4.8	Release the Dogs	6.9	37
5.19	Waiting for the Right Snapper	6.9	20
2.15	Smell the Umbrella Stand	6.9	27
1.16	That Was Saliva, Alan	6.9	43
4.16	Young People Have Phlegm Too	6.9	41
2.22	That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother	6.9	27
1.6	Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?	6.9	47
5.2	Media Room Slash Dungeon	6.9	27
4.3	The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress	6.8	42
3.13	Humiliation Is a Visual Medium	6.8	33
3.23	Arguments for the Quickie	6.8	39
3.18	The Spit-Covered Cobbler	6.8	28
4.5	A Live Woman of Proven Fertility	6.8	52
2.19	A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise	6.8	30
4.14	That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami	6.8	39
3.19	Golly Moses, She's a Muffin	6.8	33
4.21	Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous	6.8	37
1.15	Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick	6.8	46
4.22	Mr. McGlue's Feedbag	6.7	33
3.22	Just Once with Aunt Sophie	6.7	32
2.18	It Was Mame, Mom	6.7	46
3.21	And the Plot Moistens	6.7	39
4.4	A Pot Smoking Monkey	6.6	38
5.18	If My Hole Could Talk	6.6	23
1.20	Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark	6.6	37
1.11	Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor	6.5	37
4.9	Corey's Been Dead for an Hour	6.5	40
4.12	Castrating Sheep in Montana	6.5	33
2.7	A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana	6.4	32

Unrated Episodes

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6.2	Episode #6.2
6.3	Episode #6.3
6.4	Episode #6.4
6.5	Episode #6.5
6.6	Episode #6.6
6.7	Episode #6.7
6.8	Episode #6.8
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6.10	Episode #6.10
6.11	Episode #6.11
6.12	Episode #6.12
6.13	Episode #6.13
6.14	Episode #6.14
6.15	Episode #6.15
6.16	Episode #6.16
6.17	Episode #6.17
6.18	Episode #6.18
6.19	Episode #6.19
6.20	Episode #6.20
6.21	Episode #6.21
6.22	Episode #6.22

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