"Two and a Half Men" (2003)

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#	Episode	User Rating	User Votes
1.12	Camel Filters and Pheremones	7.9	112
1.1	Pilot	8.0	80
2.1	Back Off Mary Poppins	6.9	72
5.17	Fish in a Drawer	7.5	57
2.23	Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab	7.4	56
4.6	Apologies for the Frivolity	7.5	56
1.10	Merry Thanksgiving	7.3	55
4.15	My Damn Stalker	7.5	55
1.4	If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap	7.2	53
4.5	A Live Woman of Proven Fertility	6.8	52
1.7	If They Do Go Either Way They're Usually Fake	7.5	51
1.19	I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You	7.1	51
1.3	Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell	7.0	50
4.19	Smooth as a Ken Doll	7.5	50
1.18	An Old Flame with a New Wick	6.9	49
3.7	Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop	7.6	49
1.2	Big Flappy Bastards	7.2	48
4.1	Working for Caligula	7.0	48
4.11	Walnuts and Demerol	7.6	48
4.23	Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin	7.5	48
3.24	That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite	7.4	47
1.6	Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?	6.8	46
2.3	A Bag Full of Jawea	7.3	46
2.5	Bad News from the Clinic	7.1	46
2.18	It Was Mame, Mom	6.7	46
3.6	Hi, Mr. Horned One	7.6	46
4.2	Who's Vod Kanockers	7.1	46
1.15	Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick	6.7	45
3.20	Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro	7.0	45
4.13	Don't Worry, Speed Racer	7.0	45
4.20	Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot	6.9	45
1.21	No Sniffing, No Wowing	7.4	44
1.23	Just Like Buffalo	7.6	44
2.2	Enjoy Those Garlic Balls	6.9	44
4.18	It Never Rains in Hooterville	7.0	44
4.24	Prostitutes and Gelato	7.6	44
1.5	The Last Thing You Want to Do Is Wind Up with a Hump	7.1	43
2.17	Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam!	7.5	43
3.11	Santa's Village of the Damned	7.3	43
3.16	Ergo, the Booty Call	7.5	43
1.16	That Was Saliva, Alan	6.9	42
2.9	Yes, Monsignor	7.1	42
4.3	The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress	6.8	42
2.12	A Lung Full of Alan	7.1	41
4.16	Young People Have Phlegm Too	6.9	41
1.9	Phase One, Complete	7.1	40
1.14	I Can't Afford Hyenas	6.9	40
1.24	Can You Feel My Finger	7.4	40
2.11	Last Chance to See Those Tattoos	7.0	40
2.20	I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey	6.9	40
4.9	Corey's Been Dead for an Hour	6.5	40
1.8	Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful	7.0	39
2.24	Does Something Smell Funny to You	7.2	39
3.21	And the Plot Moistens	6.7	39
3.23	Arguments for the Quickie	6.8	39
4.14	That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami	6.8	39
1.22	My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet	7.1	38
2.6	The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance	7.2	38
2.10	The Salmon Under My Sweater	7.5	38
3.8	That Voodoo That I Do Do	7.5	38
4.4	A Pot Smoking Monkey	6.6	38
4.17	I Merely Slept with a Commie	7.2	38
-	Jake Comes of Age	7.5	38
1.13	Sara Like Puny Alan	6.9	37
3.9	Madame and Her Special Friend	7.3	37
3.12	That Special Tug	7.8	37
3.14	Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded	7.5	37
4.8	Release the Dogs	6.9	37
1.11	Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor	6.5	36
1.20	Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark	6.5	36
4.7	Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head	7.1	36
4.21	Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous	6.8	36
2.4	Go Get Mommy's Bra	6.9	35
2.13	Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow	7.3	35
4.10	Kissing Abraham Lincoln	6.9	35
5.1	Large Birds, Spiders and Mom	7.4	35
5.10	Kinda Like Necrophilia	7.6	35
1.0	Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal: Original Pilot	8.6	34
1.17	Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats	7.2	33
3.2	Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover	7.0	33
3.13	Humiliation Is a Visual Medium	6.8	33
3.15	My Tongue Is Meat	7.1	33
3.19	Golly Moses, She's a Muffin	6.8	33
4.12	Castrating Sheep in Montana	6.5	33
4.22	Mr. McGlue's Feedbag	6.7	33
2.8	Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers	7.1	32
2.16	Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?	7.2	32
3.3	Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark	7.4	32
3.17	The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer	7.4	32
3.22	Just Once with Aunt Sophie	6.7	32
2.7	A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana	6.3	31
3.4	Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs	7.2	31
2.14	Those Big Pink Things with Coconut	7.0	30
2.19	A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise	6.8	30
2.21	A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On	7.0	30
3.1	Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts	7.0	30
3.5	We Called It Mr. Pinky	7.2	30
3.18	The Spit-Covered Cobbler	6.8	28
5.8	Is There a Mrs. Waffles?	7.7	28
5.14	Winky-Dink Time	7.1	28
2.15	Smell the Umbrella Stand	6.9	27
2.22	That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother	6.9	27
5.2	Media Room Slash Dungeon	6.9	27
5.11	Meander to Your Dander	7.2	26
3.10	Something Salted and Twisted	7.1	25
5.6	Help Daddy Find His Toenail	7.5	25
5.13	The Soil is Moist	7.5	25
5.15	Rough Night in Hump Junction	7.4	25
5.9	Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids	7.0	24
5.16	Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty	7.8	24
5.7	The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room	7.2	23
5.18	If My Hole Could Talk	6.6	23
5.3	Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo	7.5	22
5.12	A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh	7.9	22
5.4	City of Great Racks	7.4	21
5.5	Putting Swim Fins on a Cat	7.5	20
5.19	Waiting for the Right Snapper	6.9	19

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6.21	Episode #6.21
6.22	Episode #6.22

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