Memorable quotes for
Bee Movie (2007) More at IMDb Pro »

[from trailer]
Barry B. Benson: Tivo. You mean you can just freeze live TV? That's insane.
Vanessa: What, you don't have anything like that?
Barry B. Benson: We have "Hivo", But it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease.

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Vanessa: Why don't you just fly everywhere? Isn't it faster?
Barry B. Benson: Because flying gets very tiring. Why don't you humans just run everywhere, isn't that faster?
Vanessa: I see your point.

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Cow: You're a lawyer too?
Mooseblood: Ma'am, I was already a bloodsucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase!

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Adam Flayman: Are you going to his funeral?
Barry B. Benson: No way. Everyone knows you sting someone, you die. You don't waste it on a squirrel. He was such a hothead.

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Barry B. Benson: He's no goodfella, He's a BADfella!

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Barry B. Benson: [explaining himself after trying to talk to pilots in a cockpit] I dont know what happened! I mean, I just tried to talk to these guys, and then there was a dustbuster, a toupee and a liferaft exploded... now ones bald ones in a boat and they're both unconscious!

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Janet Benson: No flying in the house!

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Barry B. Benson: This sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants.

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Martin Benson: We're very proud of you son and a perfect report card; all B's!

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Barry B. Benson: Quite a lot of pomp, under the circumstances.

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Barry B. Benson: ...when he finally gets there, he runs up the steps, into the church, the wedding is on and he says "Watermelon? I thought you said Guatamelan, why would I marry a watermelon?" ha ha ha
Vanessa: Oh! is that uh, a bee joke?

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Vanessa: It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice.
Barry B. Benson: It's not a tone, I'm PANICKING!

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Vanessa: Ken, Barry was looking at your resume and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks is not really a special skill.

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Barry B. Benson: Look at these faces. They never knew what hit them and now they're on the road to nowhere.

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Jock #2: We're going 0900 J-Gate, what do think fuzzy boy, you big enough?
Barry B. Benson: That depends, on what 0900 means?

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Ken: I'm not scared of him but it's just the allergic thing.
Ken's friend: Hey buddy put that on your resume brochure.
Ken: It's not funny, my whole face could puff up.
Ken's friend: Make it one of your special skills.
Ken: Yeah? Knocking someone out is also a special skill.

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Barry B. Benson: Sorry I'm late, where should I sit?
Rose Parade Princess: Who are you?
Barry B. Benson: I believe I'm the pea.
Rose Parade Princess: The pea is supposed to be under the mattresses!
Barry B. Benson: Not in this fairy tale sweetheart.

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Lou Lo Duca: [during pre-flight briefing to Pollen Jocks] As always watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also I got a couple reports of Root Beer being poured on us! Murphy's in a home because of it, just babbling like a cicada!

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Ken: Why is yogurt night so hard?

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Barry B. Benson: How about a suicide pact?
Vanessa: How do we do it?
Barry B. Benson: I'll sting you, you step on me.
Vanessa: That just kills you twice.

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Adam Flayman: Wow! She looked hot!
Barry B. Benson: She's my cousin!
Adam Flayman: She is?
Barry B. Benson: Yes, we're *all* cousins.

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Barry B. Benson: Well, there's Bee Columbus, Bee Ghandi, even Bee-Jesus.

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Barry B. Benson: You know, there is a Larry King in the real world.
Bee Larry King: It's a common name.
Barry B. Benson: He has suspenders, a desk, a TV show, different color lights behind him, and a marquee at the bottom of the screen saying what was just said even though you just heard him.

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Vanessa: It turns out I can*not* fly a plane.

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Barry B. Benson: This is your queen? That's a guy in women's clothes! That's a *drag* queen!

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Martin Benson: [as Barry is flying out the house] Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.

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