Memorable quotes for
"Everybody Hates Chris" (2005)

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[repeated line]
Greg Wuliger: [to Chris about girls] Dude you are so in there!

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[repeated line]
Rochelle Rock: [after finding out Chris has done something wrong]
[shouting]
Rochelle Rock: Chris!

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Rochelle Rock: Chris, I'm gonna slap you into next WEEK!
Tanya Rock: [flash foward to dinner] Mommy... Where's Chris?
Rochelle Rock: [casually] I slapped him into next week. He'll be back on Tuesday.

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Tanya Rock: [to Chris] Ooo! I'm gonna tell Mama!

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Rochelle Rock: I'm gonna slap the black off of you!

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Himself - Narrator: Father.
Chris Rock: Tired.
Himself - Narrator: Mother.
Chris Rock: Bald.
Himself - Narrator: What?
Chris Rock: Oh, sorry, I was still on "Father".
Himself - Narrator: Good, I thought you had a bald Mother!

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