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Memorable quotes for
"The Simpsons" Summer of 4 Ft. 2 (1996)

Marge: I'm sure you'll make plenty of friends. All you have to do is be yourself.
Lisa: Be myself? I've been myself for eight years and it hasn't worked.

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[At the Flanders's beach house, after spotting Lisa's friends pasting seashells onto his car]
Homer Simpson: Sweet merciful crap! My car!

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Clerk: Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it.

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Bart: Oh, this is the worst Fourth of July ever, I hate America.

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Milhouse: Oh boy, a carnival.

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Homer: [picking up Lisa's empty suitcase] Hmm, somebody's traveling light!
Lisa: Meh, maybe you're getting stronger.
Homer: Well, I have been eating more.

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Marge: Isn't this fun, Lisa?
Lisa: It must be exciting to make a whole different set of beds.
Marge: I know you're joking, but it is!

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Erin: Hey, I like your hat.
Lisa: [thinking] A compliment! Scanning for sarcasm... it's clean! Go!

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Lisa: [to herself] Okay, okay calm down, it was just a bird, you don't control the birds, you will someday but not today.

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[the school bell rings]
Milhouse: School's out! Up yours, Krabappel!
[Milhouse runs off, no one else moves]
Mrs. Krabappel: Well, I'm glad the rest of you remembered that summer vacation starts at the end of the day, not the beginning.
[Krabappel motions to a clock that reads; 9 am]

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Marge: Say bye bye to our house, Maggie! Bye bye tree!
Homer Simpson: Bye bye, work!
Bart: Bye bye, toothbrush
Lisa: Bye bye, Lisa Simpson

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Marge: And you're sure the Flanderses won't be there? Well, it sounds great. Bart you can call Milhouse. Lise, you can invite a friend too.
Lisa: Great a friend! Or some girl I know... I don't know... stuffed animal?

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