Eric Cartman:
[dressed as an old woman] Why do I have to play the old lady?
Kyle Broflovski:
Because old ladies are fat and you are too!
Eric Cartman:
Was it fun?
[serving in Viet Nam]
Jimbo Kearn:
Sure, Viet Nam was fun, but not going-to-the-circus fun or fly-fishing-in-Montana fun. It was more shoving shards of broken glass up your ass and then sitting in a tub of Tabasco sauce fun.