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| Michael Edward Rose | ... | Sgt. Major | |
| Glenn Morshower | ... | General | |
| Larry The Cable Guy | ... | Larry | |
| Christina Moore | ... | Karen | |
| Lorna Scott | ... | Woman at Cowboy Franks | |
| Bill Engvall | ... | Bill | |
| Parker Goris | ... | Bill's Boy | |
| Michael Papajohn | ... | Bills Neighbor | |
| Lisa Lampanelli | ... | Connie | |
| DJ Qualls | ... | Everett | |
| Ed O'Ross | ... | Victor | |
| Lance Smith | ... | Sgt. Adams | |
| Bill Doyle | ... | Colonel | |
| Keith David | ... | Sgt. Kilgore | |
| McKinley Freeman | ... | Airborne Soldier | |
| Joel McKinnon Miller | ... | Pilot | |
| Chris Spencer | ... | Co-Pilot | |
| Alejandro Patino | ... | Juan | |
| Luis Chávez | ... | Carlos | |
| Marisol Nichols | ... | Maria | |
| David DeSantos | ... | Bandito #3 Ricardo | |
| Nicholas Guilak | ... | Luis | |
| Toby Holguin | ... | Bandito #1 | |
| Jimmy Ortega | ... | Bandito #2 | |
| Albert P. Santos | ... | Flaco (as Albert Santos) | |
| Emilio Rivera | ... | Jorge | |
| Shelly Desai | ... | Farmer | |
| Tony Perez | ... | Mayor | |
| Danielle Hartnett | ... | Senorita Magdalena | |
| Danny Trejo | ... | Carlos Santana | |
| Carlos Moreno Jr. | ... | Jaime | |
| Jeff Dunham | ... | Amazing Ken | |
| Rolando Molina | ... | Bartender | |
| Joe Nunez | ... | Ruben (as Joseph Nunez) | |
| Esteban Cueto | ... | El Javelina | |
| Thomas Rosales Jr. | ... | Bandito Guard (as Tom Rosales) | |
| Craig Susser | ... | Roger Grabowski | |
| P.J. Walsh | ... | Medic | |
| Matt Riedy | ... | Colonel Dalton | |
| Amy Powell | ... | Anchorwoman | |
| rest of cast listed alphabetically: | |||
| C.B. Harding | ... | Mailman (uncredited) | |
Directed by | |||
| C.B. Harding | (as CB Harding) | ||
Writing credits(WGA) | ||
| Bear Aderhold | (written by) & | |
| Tom Sullivan | (written by) (as Thomas F.X. Sullivan) | |
Produced by | |||
| Alan C. Blomquist | .... | producer (as Alan Blomquist) | |
| Maggie Houlehan | .... | associate producer | |
| Jennifer Novak | .... | associate producer | |
| Tom Ortenberg | .... | executive producer | |
| J.P. Williams | .... | producer | |
| Emily Wolfe | .... | executive producer | |
Original Music by | |||
| James S. Levine | |||
Cinematography by | |||
| Tom Priestley Jr. | (director of photography) (as Tom Priestley) | ||
Film Editing by | |||
| Mark Conte | |||
Casting by | |||
| Debbie George | (as Deborah George) | ||
| Lisa Soltau | |||
Production Design by | |||
| Cabot McMullen | |||
Art Direction by | |||
| Dins W.W. Danielsen | (as Dins Danielsen) | ||
Set Decoration by | |||
| Kris Fuller | |||
Costume Design by | |||
| Louise de Teliga | |||
Makeup Department | |||
| Lynn Barber | .... | makeup artist | |
| Jean Castaneda | .... | key hair stylist | |
| Vicki Griffin | .... | makeup artist | |
| Arturo Rojas | .... | hair stylist | |
| Peter Serraino | .... | makeup artist | |
| Tonyia Verna | .... | makeup department head (as Antonyia Verna) | |
| Brandon Waggoner | .... | hair stylist | |
| Soo-Jin Yoon | .... | hair stylist (as Soo Jin Yoon) | |
Production Management | |||
| Alan C. Blomquist | .... | unit production manager | |
Second Unit Director or Assistant Director | |||
| Chamonix Bosch | .... | second second assistant director | |
| Richard Graves | .... | first assistant director | |
| Eric Sherman | .... | second assistant director | |
Art Department | |||
| Sam Berrini | .... | set dresser | |
| Mike Manasewitsch | .... | set dresser | |
| Troy Myers | .... | leadman | |
| Willy Roberts | .... | on-set dresser | |
| Andrew M. Siegel | .... | property master | |
| Mark Walbaum | .... | art department coordinator (2007) | |
| Kevan Weber | .... | set dresser | |
| Cheree Welsh | .... | art department coordinator | |
Sound Department | |||
| Gregg Barbanell | .... | foley artist | |
| Gary Boatner | .... | utility sound | |
| Chris David | .... | sound re-recording mixer | |
| Marshall Garlington | .... | sound re-recording mixer | |
| Robert Getty | .... | dialogue editor | |
| Brett Grant-Grierson | .... | sound mixer | |
| David Hingorany | .... | sound mix engineer | |
| Frederick Howard | .... | supervising sound editor | |
| Joe Michalski | .... | sound utility | |
| Donal Nelson | .... | boom operator | |
| Paul Ordonez | .... | temp. sound recordist | |
| Gabriel J. Serrano | .... | sound recordist | |
| Lucy Sustar | .... | foley mixer | |
| Eric Thompson | .... | adr mixer | |
| James Thornton | .... | production sound mixer | |
Special Effects by | |||
| Ron Bolanowski | .... | special effects coordinator | |
| George Zamora | .... | pyrotechnician | |
| George Zamora | .... | stunt team | |
Visual Effects by | |||
| Christopher Dusendschon | .... | digital imaging supervisor: iO FILM | |
| Michael F. Hoover | .... | digital artist | |
| Peter Kuran | .... | visual effects | |
| Al Magliochetti | .... | visual effects supervisor | |
| Don L. McCoy | .... | digital artist | |
| Michael Mintz | .... | digital film colorist | |
| Scott Wheeler | .... | 3D animation supervisor | |
Stunts | |||
| Bryan Becker | .... | lead stunt double | |
| Mark Bedell | .... | stunts | |
| Richard Bucher | .... | stunts | |
| Jayson Dumenigo | .... | utility stunts | |
| Eddie J. Fernandez | .... | stunts | |
| Dennis Fitzgerald | .... | stunts | |
| Richie Gaona | .... | stunts | |
| Toby Holguin | .... | stunts | |
| Clint Lilley | .... | stunts | |
| Alex Madison | .... | utility stunts | |
| Mark Munoz | .... | stunts: bandito | |
| Joe Ordaz | .... | stunts | |
| Jimmy Ortega | .... | stunts | |
| David Rowden | .... | stunt coordinator | |
| Crystal Santos | .... | stunts | |
| Jose L. Vasquez | .... | stunts | |
| Paul Veluzat | .... | stunt driver | |
| Mark Aaron Wagner | .... | stunt double | |
Camera and Electrical Department | |||
| Ross Addiego | .... | rigging grip | |
| Tony Bendt | .... | grip | |
| Mark 'Boylee' Boyle | .... | first assistant camera | |
| Chris Brow | .... | grip | |
| Barry Gross | .... | rigging gaffer | |
| Daniel R. Haizlip | .... | best boy grip | |
| W.C. 'Chunky' Huse | .... | key grip | |
| Luis Lopez DeVictoria | .... | grip | |
| Joseph M. Lyons | .... | assistant chief lighting technician | |
| David Fred Masselink | .... | digital imaging technician | |
| Brian Minzlaff | .... | lamp operator | |
| Sherri Miranda | .... | assistant camera | |
| David Morenz | .... | first assistant camera | |
| Peter Morenz | .... | film loader | |
| Justin Portwood | .... | rigging best boy grip | |
| Darrell B. Sheldon | .... | dolly grip | |
| Roxanne Stephens | .... | second assistant camera | |
| Keith Talley | .... | key rigging grip | |
| Rick Thomas | .... | gaffer | |
| Sam Urdank | .... | still photographer | |
| Mike Visencio | .... | set lighting technician | |
| Evan Wilhelm | .... | intern assistant camera | |
Costume and Wardrobe Department | |||
| Kathleen Brodbeck | .... | costume supervisor | |
| Robert Iannaccone | .... | set costumer | |
| Stephen Oh | .... | costumer | |
Editorial Department | |||
| George Koran | .... | colorist | |
| Mato | .... | color timer | |
Music Department | |||
| Josh Klein | .... | composer: additional music | |
| Tom Trafalski | .... | music editor | |
Transportation Department | |||
| Bruce Callahan | .... | transportation | |
| Paul Veluzat | .... | tank driver | |
Other crew | |||
| Robin Anderson | .... | script supervisor | |
| Gerard Averill | .... | location manager | |
| Lillian Awa | .... | key set production assistant | |
| Elizabeth C. Camp | .... | set production assistant | |
| Tad Driscoll | .... | production accountant | |
| Mario Gilbert | .... | assistant location manager | |
| Shea Kammer | .... | first assistant accountant | |
| Gavin Kleintop | .... | set production assistant | |
| Ryan Krayser | .... | set production assistant | |
| Jason Kumalo | .... | set production assistant | |
| Adam Palya | .... | set production assistant | |
| Stacy Parker | .... | production coordinator | |
| Will Sandoval | .... | set production assistant | |
| Tara N. Thomson | .... | office production assistant | |
| Philip Wright | .... | production assistant | |
| Yvette Yurcisin | .... | location liaison | |
Thanks | |||
| Libby Goldstein | .... | special thanks | |
| Junie Lowry-Johnson | .... | special thanks (as Junie Lowry Johnson) | |
| Josh Silver | .... | special thanks | |
| Paul Sinor | .... | special thanks | |
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I've seen a lot of really bad movies in theaters. Sat through them and suffered. This was only the second movie in my life time that I've actually walked out on. I wish I had left sooner than what I did (I sat through nearly an hour and a half of this crap), I could have gotten a lot more done that day. Seriously, it was nothing but vague references to overdone jokes by both Larry the Cable Guy & Bill Engvall - two comedians who haven't changed their routines in nearly a decade, who by some fluke of nature, still have careers. At one point the movie actually paused to zoom in on Larry, covered with ammo, so he could say "Git-r-done" and rile up all the rednecks in the audience.
Every aspect of this movie was terrible. The acting, the fight scenes, the comedy, even the explosions were terribly boring and pathetic.
What it boils down to is this: Bill Engval & Lary TCG are nothing without Jeff Foxworthy and Ron White. No, the movie wouldn't have been much better with those two on the bandwagon, but it might have at least had some laughable humor in it.