[
from trailer]
Larry:
[
seeing Bill and Everette sleeping together] What in the name of Siegfried and Roy are you fellas doing?
Bill Little:
Don't ask
Everette:
Don't tell
Larry:
We are in the most dangerous city in the world, except maybe for Detroit.
[
after learning they're not in Iraq]
Everette:
Are we in France?
Larry:
[
when Everette wakes up wearing a dress] Everette, that's another reason you shouldn't drink tequilla.
Everette:
[
sees the dress] Damn, this always happens when I eat the worm.
Bill Little:
One man's international incident is another man's preemptive strike in the war on terror.
Everette:
[
after a supposedly dead donkey comes back to live] Iraq, it's a land of miracles.
[
on Everette's interrogation suit]
Larry:
You look like a retarded Chewbacca.
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