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Fun Run (2007)
Kevin:
Oh well, if they aren't together now then they probably never will be. I thought they'd be good together, like PB and J. Pam Beesly and Jim. What a waste! What. A. Waste.
Andy Bernard: I'm petrified of nipple chaffing. Once it starts, it is a vicious circle.
Michael Scott: I'm not superstitious... I'm a little stitious.
Michael Scott: [eating cereal] Jan made me breakfast.
Dwight Schrute: [about Angela's cat, Sprinkles] Well you left the TV on... and your cat is dead.
Ryan Howard: [talking about Michael hitting Meredith with his car] Did this happen on company property?
Michael Scott: Yes. It was on company property, with company property. So double jeopardy, we are fine.
Ryan Howard: I don't think you understand how jeopardy works.
Michael Scott: Oh right, I'm sorry, what is we're fine?
Michael Scott: Meredith was hit by a car. It happened this morning in the parking lot; I took her to the hospital and the doctors tried to save her life. They did the best that they could - and she is going to be ok.
Stanley: What is wrong with you? Why'd you have to phrase it like that?
Dwight Schrute: Don't be sad... she's in a better place. Actually the place that she's in is the freezer, because of the odour.
Dwight Schrute: Her chart doesn't indicate that she had a hysterectomy but she did or at least she got time off for one.
Intern: Ah so that is where her uterus went.
Michael Scott: [narrating] People always talk about triumphs of the human spirit, well today I had a triumph of the human body. That's why everybody was applauding for me at the end. My guts and my heart. And while I eventually puked my guts out... I never puked my heart out.
Michael Scott: Man, what a day, huh? How could it get any worse? The computer crashes with the porn and then Meredith with the accident and then... Sprinkles! God. That's three things. I'll tell you what's going on... this office is cursed.
Pam Beesly: [trying to sound inspirational] I know you Michael... I saw you naked.
Michael Scott: [still very depressed] You don't... You don't know me. You've just seen my penis.
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Andy Bernard: I'm petrified of nipple chaffing. Once it starts, it is a vicious circle.
Michael Scott: I'm not superstitious... I'm a little stitious.
Michael Scott: [eating cereal] Jan made me breakfast.
Dwight Schrute: [about Angela's cat, Sprinkles] Well you left the TV on... and your cat is dead.
Ryan Howard: [talking about Michael hitting Meredith with his car] Did this happen on company property?
Michael Scott: Yes. It was on company property, with company property. So double jeopardy, we are fine.
Ryan Howard: I don't think you understand how jeopardy works.
Michael Scott: Oh right, I'm sorry, what is we're fine?
Michael Scott: Meredith was hit by a car. It happened this morning in the parking lot; I took her to the hospital and the doctors tried to save her life. They did the best that they could - and she is going to be ok.
Stanley: What is wrong with you? Why'd you have to phrase it like that?
Dwight Schrute: Don't be sad... she's in a better place. Actually the place that she's in is the freezer, because of the odour.
Dwight Schrute: Her chart doesn't indicate that she had a hysterectomy but she did or at least she got time off for one.
Intern: Ah so that is where her uterus went.
Michael Scott: [narrating] People always talk about triumphs of the human spirit, well today I had a triumph of the human body. That's why everybody was applauding for me at the end. My guts and my heart. And while I eventually puked my guts out... I never puked my heart out.
Michael Scott: Man, what a day, huh? How could it get any worse? The computer crashes with the porn and then Meredith with the accident and then... Sprinkles! God. That's three things. I'll tell you what's going on... this office is cursed.
Pam Beesly: [trying to sound inspirational] I know you Michael... I saw you naked.
Michael Scott: [still very depressed] You don't... You don't know me. You've just seen my penis.
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