"How you doing? What? We have 30 seconds left? Ok, let me just tell you about this... What? That's it? We don't have more time? How you doing? We'll be right back."

[Commercial break]

"How you doing? We're back! How many minutes do we have? Okay, that should be enough... NOT! Please welcome our guest, [Insert some D-List (or below that) celebrity]! How you doing? Good? Me too. How much time do we have? 30 seconds? Okay, that's all the time we have. Come back some other time. How you doing? We'll be right back."

[Commercial break]

"How you doing? We're back. And in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... Well, that's all the time we have. See you tomorrow. Oooah! oooah! (whatever you spell that)."

[Credits roll]


A perfect summary of the show. I'm not dissing it. It's just annoying how many times you hear how many seconds are left on every commercial break and on EVERY episode.


I won't let anyone come between us any more...
--Marie, High Tension