| 11:00 PM | Local Programming |
| 11:30 PM | The Colbert Report |
| 12:00 AM | Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special: The comic performs. |
| 1:00 AM | The Daily Show With Jon Stewart |
| 1:30 AM | The Colbert Report |
| 2:00 AM | Ellen DeGeneres: The Beginning: Ellen DeGeneres performs at New York's Beacon Theater. |
| 3:00 AM | Gary Gulman: Boyish Man: The comic performs. |
| 4:00 AM | Paid Programming |
| 4:30 AM | Paid Programming |
| 5:00 AM | Paid Programming |
| 5:30 AM | Internet Millions |
| 6:00 AM | Celebrity Ab Secrets: Celebrity weight loss secrets revealed! |
| 6:30 AM | Houses For $300 |
| 7:00 AM | Paid Programming |
| 7:30 AM | P90X: The Proof |
| 8:00 AM | Weekend at Bernie's II: Two guys expose their dead boss's embezzlement. |
| 10:00 AM | The Daily Show With Jon Stewart |
| 10:30 AM | The Colbert Report |
| 11:00 AM | Richard Jeni: A Big Steaming Pile of Me: The comic performs at the Irvine Barclay Theatre in California. |
| 12:00 PM | Ellen DeGeneres: The Beginning: Ellen DeGeneres performs at New York's Beacon Theater. |
| 1:00 PM | MADtv: Tom Arnold guest stars. |
| 2:00 PM | The Daily Show With Jon Stewart |
| 2:30 PM | The Colbert Report |
| 3:00 PM | MADtv: Rusty annoys movie-theater patrons; ``Reality Check: The Revenge.'' |
| 3:30 PM | MADtv: Richard Lewis; band Everclear. |
| 4:30 PM | What's the Worst That Could Happen?: A professional thief robs the owner of a mansion. Based on the book by Donald E. Westlake. |
| 6:30 PM | RENO 911!: A British inspector visits the Reno department to learn new methods and share some of his own. |
| 7:00 PM | Scrubs - My Tormented Mentor: Dr. Cox gets no relief when Jordan's friends come to town. |
| 7:30 PM | Scrubs - My Butterfly: A butterfly flaps its wings and affects the outcome of a fateful day for J.D. and Turk. |
| 8:00 PM | The Daily Show With Jon Stewart |
| 8:30 PM | The Colbert Report |
| 9:00 PM | Futurama - War Is the H-Word: Fry and Bender join the military for soldiers' discounts. |
| 9:30 PM | South Park - Good Times With Weapons: The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after buying martial arts weapons at a flea market. |
| 10:00 PM | South Park - The Ungroundable |
| 10:30 PM | Chocolate News: Dog the Bounty Hunter; Harland Mathers gets out of jail; Nat Turner puts on slave re-enactments. |
| 11:00 PM | The Daily Show With Jon Stewart |
| 11:30 PM | The Colbert Report |